girls that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk
you fucking salmon
I LOVE THIS
This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.
Cut the shit, Ernie.
In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
The ol razzle dazzle